Give me your guessness

Yo lads, what are your thoughts on non-romantic fanfics? My head's been a bit full lately and I've worked out that the way to stop overthinking is just to think about something that won't make a blind bit of difference to reality. I've got a few ideas for Death Note one-shots, so just say what you reckon (because I probably won't post them anywhere but it'll be a laugh):

A lonely day for Mello at the orphanage waking up thinking all his mates had been adopted, given that everyone (Watari included) had vanished.

Near goes past a little door and finds a group of blokes identical to the Wammy lot, except with flaxen hair, button eyes and stitched-on grins.

Matt and Mello explore an abandoned manor house where they saw BB hide.

Matt accidentally locks himself in the bathroom and concludes it was a sign he ought to have a shower.