#hopecore #pisskinks #love yourself

If someone can be into piss or literal shit or other kinks around that area of stuff then people will find you drop dead gorgeous cause you cannot tell me people think its hot to fart but don't think its hot to have extra weight,'abnormal' facial features,acne (which actually looks good on people and adds to the,no offense,but,boring face you already have) Or whatever else your insecurity is cause I can't think of any right now but people are genuinely horny over feet,someone finds you hot,trust your fairy godmother when she says someone finds you hot but if its some random person 10 years older than you then its not worth them finding you hot and you should run<3

#Lifecoaching #nailingit #thatwasareferencetobeetlejuiceinthesongdeadmom #hashtag 

Listen to your gay fairy god mother and nothing will go wrong ever again,that's how it works