i am foodie god reincarnate

i am 48-50 kilograms. I can’t remember because the last time I weighed myself was 100 years ago. 

I eat around 1.5k to 2k calories a day, on bad days I’ll eat 2.5k-3k. Do not mention drink calories because they simply do not exist. I don’t NOT eat, I eat a lot, but I eat it mainly in fatty ass snacks rather than big meals, which is why my calorie count is smaller. 

I am thin as FUCK. My friends make fun of me because my calves and wrists are extremely small, not to mention the fact that I’m anemic, so I’m also pale as fuck and looked like a piece of paper until around a year ago when I got iron tablets and then prescribed pills. my hipbones jut out like I’m a cartoon cow. The only place in my body that is fat is my thighs but I’m getting rid of that soon right now actually. 

I don’t know how I’ve managed this. All of the people I know are fat or at least chubby. I was born thin as fuck so it’s fair I guess

This is not a flex. I am TOO thin. People called me stick and twig in the playground at school. Since I’m not a girl it’s not really hot and I don’t shave either so I look like an anorexic coconut 

I do like being thin because I get to go ‘oohhhh I’m so frailllll’ and lick people who are stronger than me when they’re not looking, slowly sucking their fat and muscle mass away until one day I will be big ajd strong 

tbis is such bullshit ok bye