I can’t play PlayStation and it’s not even cause I’m grounded

Hey guys, 

I just wanna complain today. My fucking PlayStation controller’s drift is so unbelievably bad that I can’t even use my console. First time in like 2 months that I’m being punished by the universe for existing. So I can’t play PlayStation all night because I don’t have a spare and my mom isn’t home to take me to get one and ontop of all that this is probably my first blog without the layout because fuck me i guess

Moral of the story: the universe just hates certain people sometimes