I cant wait for when im fmaous

Im gonna model and act and im gonna try to be in EVERY commercial. Every single one. And every photoshoot

You go to walmart and im the model on the tag wearing the brand of jeans you are buying 

You drive home from walmart and see one of those billboard ad things. Im there too

You go home and watch a youtube video. You immediately get an unskippable 20 second ad where i am the main actress

You click away and decide to turn on the TV, switching it to your favorite show, and they introduce a new character. Its me

You throw your remote at the tv and it breaks the tv, before bouncing off and shatttering your window

You cuss to yourself and take out your phone. You look up a window repair person. The company you chose has a stock image on their website. I am in the stock image

Nobody will ever escape me