I HATE HAVING HAIR

I WANT TO GO BALD HAVING HAIR IS SO FUCKING IRRIATING I FHAT EHAIR I HATE IT ECERDDAY MY HAIR IS ITHCY AND ITS SO FUCKINGN ANNOYING AN DI Y MOMMY FUCKING NEGLECTED ME SO IDK HO TO WAH OR TAKE CARE OF MY HAIR AND KEEP IT FORM NOTBVEING IKTICHY GUGHNGKRIJ I WANNA RIP ALL OF IT OUT I HATE CURLY HGAIRN I HATE IT I HATE OIT I HAE IT AND OI FUCKING HATE PROTECTIVE STYLES SUCK MY ASSHOLE IF UOUI WEAR THEM I HATE YOUIU sorry. Since I was a wee little lad, I've had hair. Which I have now learned is the worst thing ever. My hair has always been easy to manage in the past simply because it was short and easy to style, since all my hairstylist has ever had to do is put it in some ugly braids and get paid. But now, since June 6th, 2026. My hair is damaged. And before June, there came a time in March. And in August 2025. But in March and August, everything was okay because it was just the ends of my hair that were bleached and colored. But then. In June, I made the HORRIBLE mistake of straightening my hair. And don't get me wrong, I loved having straight hair! It was easy to manage and always looked good. But of course, all my happiness was stripped away from me when I had to get trims every time I get my hair done, up to this current day, because it's DAMAGED. And the simple solution would likely be to just cut off all the damage in one go, but I'm emotionally attached to my hair, and the thought of cutting all that length off frightens me. A lot. I hate getting trims already so of course i'd hate doing a big chop of MORE than what a normal trim is for me. Hair in general has always just been annoying. My hair is always itchy, and it affects me harder than it should. and it's such a pain (literally) to detangle as well. sometimes i think to myself than my life would be easier if I was just your average white bald fat man.