I Hate My Favourite Character ( A Very Rambley Tangent About Equius Zahhak )

I Hate Him. The VISCERAL Amount Of Hate I Have For This Guy Is BEYOND My Comprehension. Who Am I Talking About You May Ask? Equius Zahhak From The Webcomic Homestuck But You Already Probably Knew That Because You Clicked This. Anyway This Is Gonna Be A Rather Rambley Report On How Much I Just HATE (Love) This Guy And I Suppose A Bit Of "Hating A Character You Love So Much" Philosophical Bullshit But I Don't Promise Anything Since This Is Generally Not Well Thought Of And Just Me Ranting About How Much I Hate This Guy. Oh Also This Blog Is Entirely Unresearched And I Am Just Going Off Of Memory 

Ok. So This Guy. This Guy Is A Fucking Freak. To Put It Blankly, Blatantly, Bluntly. The First We See Of Him Is I Think (?) His Interaction With Nepeta And How Much Of A Fucking Bossy Pantsed Asshole He Is, Telling Nepeta To "Cease Talking To Stinkb100ds" And Join In With His Team. WHICH SHE DOES. MIND YOU. FUCKING GROW A BACKBONE NEPETA I SWEAR TO COD KILL HIM. Anyneigh, The Next We See Of Him Is His Introduction (?). Cod. And Then His Interaction With Gamzee. Which. I FUCKING HATE READING. Gamzee Is Basically Like ONE Tier Higher On The Hemospectrum And Equius Despite HATING Gamzee Because Of The Way He Acts/Behaves. Gets Off To Him Getting Gamzee To Order Him Around.. I SHARE A STAR SIGN WITH THIS GUY. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING EQUIUS. HES PUTTING A BAD NAME ON ME. ME SPECIFICALLY. HES DOING THIS TO SPITE ME.

Anyhoof. Mooving On. Not Only Does This Guy Care An Insane Amount Of The Hemospectrum And IS Racist, He Is Also A Fucking WEIRDO. Have You Seen His Room. IF YOU HAVE YOU ALREADY KNOW WHAT I MEAN. His Paintings Are Basically Horse Centaur Furry Porn. He SAYS It's Traditional Art Or Whatever The Fuck From Highb100ds Or Something Like That BUT WE ALL KNOW HE JUST WANTS TO FUCK HORSES. RIGHT. WE ALL KNOW.

I Almost Forgot About Aradia .OH MY GOD ARADIA. Ok So Basically She's Lowest On The Hemospectrum And When We First Meet Her She's Already Dead. Sad :0(. And Later We Find Out That Vriska Commissioned Equius To Make A Robot Body For Her... And Also We Find Out That Equius Has A Fat Stinking Crush On Her. But She's Below Him On The Hemospectrum!! How Scanda100s!!!!!! So So VERY Scanda100s!!!! Ok So Yeah He Basically Gets Off To That Fact That She's A 'Forbidden Fruit' As One Would Call It. And To Go Around The Fact She's At The Bottom Of The Hemospectrum He E%tracted His And Aurthours ( His Lusus ) B100d So That She's High Enough/Good Enough For Him To Actually Care About Her!! WOW!! He Also Programmed A Heart For Her That Feels A STRONG And Visceral Amount Of Love For Him. FUCKING WEIRDO. HE'S GENUINELY SO WEIRD AND YOU'RE TELLING ME ERIDAN IS ONE OF THE MOST HATED TROLLS. NOT FUCKING. EQUIUS?????????????? ARE YOU JOKING. ARE WE GENUINELY FOR EEL. 

Like I Wouldn't Make Such A Big Deal Out Of It. I Understand Why People Hate Eridan, Hell, Even Equius Hates Eridan To The Point That He Hates All Seadwwellers I'm Pretty Sure Because Eridan Made Advances On Equius To Which The Latter Found Uncomfortable And Weird. BUT AT LEAST ERIDAN DIDNT MAKE A FUCKING ROBOT THATS PROGRAMMED TO BE IN LOVE WITH HIM. I Feel Like People Forget How Fucking .Weird He Genuinely Can Get. Not Just The Racist Parts.

Anyhoof..... His Death. I Cried A Little To It... But Honestly I Wouldn't Have Had It Any Other Way? ( Though I Do Kind Of Hate A Little Bit That Nepeta Was Also Affected...Oh Blarghhh I'm Sidetracked ) He Deserved This, He Let His Own Bigotry Consume Him And He Believed He Died With Dignity Since .HES SMILING LIKE AN IDIOT WHILE BEING CHOKED TO DEATH BY GAMZEE BECAUSE HE "FINALLY ACCEPTED HIS ROLE IN THE HEMOSPECTRUM" AND BECAUSE HE IS *ONE* TIER HIGHER THAN EQUIUS IS. He Promised To Protect Nepeta And He Failed. Tremendously. He Didn't Even Fight Back He Genuinely Could've If He Wasn't So Fucking Horny. 

As Much As I Shit On Equius I Do Really Like Him... Unfortunately. As He Is My Favourite Character. He Has Moments Where There Is Potential Where He Could've. Changed. Like I Know The Story They Were Going For With Him Storywise What With His Death And All But YOU KNOW HES MY FAVOURITE CHARACTER I AM ALLOWED TO THINK ABOUT NICE THOUGHTS WITH HIM. 

With Nepeta We Can See How Gentle He Can Be, He Can Be Playful Like They Roleplay With Each Other It's Genuinely So Cute To See Them This Way. They Roleplay AS Each Other And Equius Does It Because It Makes Her Happy, And I Think That Means A Lot Since. I Don't Think He'd Ever Want To Roleplay A Lowb100d Lets Be For Eel. But That's Just That, He's Only *That* With Nepeta In Controlled Spaces I Believe And That's One Of The Reasons He Can't Change Since I Think He Thinks It's A Sign Of Weakness, To Care So Much For A Lower B100d To The Point Of Being In A Pale Quadrant With Her, I Think It Also Ties In With Him Wanting So Badly To Be STRONG And Being Such That He Can't Even Hold A Glass Of Milk, To FEEL Better To Those Lower On The Caste. BUT IM PROBABLY READING INTO IT TOO MUCH 

D--> Anyhoof... As My Love Hate Thing For Him Continues To Grow It Pours Into My Actual Life.. As I Have Been Roleplaying Him A Lot Recently On Pesterchum Online. It Is An E%crucuating E%perience Since It Only Makes Me Love Him More. And I Am Beginning To Have A Fondness Towards Hoofbeast Puns As Well As Cow Puns... Did You Know He ( Equius ) Also Lives With Me Now? I Have Painted A Pebble In His Likeness. I Believe I Went Insane. I Also Am Starting To Use Horse Puns In My Day To Day In Real Life. It Is Fucking Horrendous. 

D--> I Doubt My Hate Love Thing For Him Will Banish Aneightime Soon As I Still Have A Lot Of Reading To Do With Homestuck And It's Entirety... Thank You For Reading.