i stomped on a milk carton and i'm never gonna live it down

Okay so basically today (November 6th) I saw a milk carton (you know the ones in school lunches) in the hallway while I was outside of my English classroom and so i'm like "oooh i'm gonna hit it into the wall with my shoe point"...so I do and it FUCKING EXPLODES (obviously what else would happen) but that's NOT the worst part. It exploded ALL OVER THIS GIRL STANDING NEXT TO ME and she was like fucking soaked in MILK of all things and so i'm apologising obvi like immediately i'm like " omg i'm ssososossosososososososos sorry I didn't mean to do that i'm getting u paper towels rn" and i'm like genuinely so sorry and she's like in shock obviously cus it happened so fast and she's like "ur good..." 

oh and it made the loudest fucking bang ever it sounded like a gunshot of all things bro whats even going on😔 

ok that's my storytime (i have more storytimes...) thanks 4 reading what do i do abt this