I think I'm jus a lil geeked

kay... hear me out. Nobody actually knows what's going on. We're all just pretending. We wake up, drink bean water to become functional, stare at glowing rectangles for eight hours, then lie down unconscious and call that a normal Tuesday.

Also, think about sleep for a second. Your brain literally says, 'I'm shutting everything down for maintenance. Good luck.' And you're just supposed to trust that you'll wake up? Imagine if your laptop did that every night without asking. You'd return it immediately.

And mirrors? Why are we so comfortable with them? Every time you walk by, there's just another version of you copying everything you do. If it ever blinked half a second late, I'd simply move to another country.

Fish have no idea fire exists. Somewhere in the ocean there's a fish that's lived its entire life without knowing pizza is a thing. Meanwhile, pigeons are watching us build skyscrapers, drive cars, and argue in parking lots. They probably think humans are the weirdest birds ever.

Money is also completely made up. We all collectively decided that little pieces of paper—or numbers on a screen—can be exchanged for food, cars, and houses. That's an unbelievable amount of teamwork for a species that can't even agree on how to load a dishwasher.

And phones? We literally carry tiny devices that can answer almost any question, talk to people across the planet, translate languages, and stream millions of videos... but the second a webpage takes five extra seconds to load, we're like, 'This thing is useless.' We've become impatient with actual science fiction.

Honestly, existence feels like everyone got handed the same instruction manual, I missed the meeting, and now I'm just nodding along hoping nobody notices.