if you drink any of these alcoholic beverages regularly im going to assume you're either 14 or gay

ok lets go down the list

ANY buzzball: the last time i had one of these was at a frat party and it was horrible and i would rather slam everclear and drive a 2001 f-150 than be cursed with another sip. if you need fucking POP TART flavoring to get it down you're a dorkatron

four loko (post ban): why the fuck are you even still drinking this it tastes so bad... like what are we doing

cheap wine: what are you doing bro

cutwaters: are you gay like its okay to be gay but stop lying

rum n coke hold the rum: ive been to so many parties where theres a guy making rum n cokes because its all he knows how to do and its like 97% coke 3% shitty rum from a gas station

vodka redbull: wasn't so bad a while ago but now all these fucking ageplayer comgirls swear by it like its somehow unique or hashtag hardcore

jeagerbomb: depends on what monster you pick but overall never met someone over the age of 17 swearing by these

let me know if i missed anything