iml it might just be me

im a bisexual girly, and whenever i feel like it, i just switch sides. like, like i fake being straight or lesbian simply to watch someone who was opposing me panic.

like in 5th grade there was a boy making fun of lgbtq people, and i went to talk to him and confront him because he was talking down to one of my friends. i go up to him and start asking questions and he said something along the lines of

"Oh since you support them so much you might as well be gay with them!"

i shrugged and said, "Well i am lesbian so it makes sense" the panic lol

i know bisexual people are often told to pick a side, or 'just choose one' or that we're being greedy, but as much as i've been told that by other people as well, i like to fake being on one side to see what happeneds.

there was also this one time where the popular friend group were all homophobes and if i was friends with them i'd get favored by the teacher, so i pretended to be straight and laughed with them with their homophobic jokes so i could get an A for the year.

i wonder how they're doing now, since they're actually decent people.