Inhanced interigation tactics

So the last last two days(eons) we've been doing , MSHA classes that are mandatory every year and it's really boring, really, really boring. Then the guy doing the class is a million years old, and talks 100% monotone all the way. Just like a Clear Eyes commercial. Making it all that much worse. It's enough to bring tears to your eyes it is so bad it is so bad. And we're doing it 12 hours a day with a one-hour lunch so that it's over faster that may have been a mistake because 12 hours is just a long time. Today he suggested that we could do a quick quiz to see if we've absorbed all the material so far so we don't fail the main test at the end of it. everybody and including me have been desperately waiting for the 6:30 Mark to roll around. So that we can run away and go do counseling from the torture session we just experienced. I literally explained to the gentleman that's a hard no. And helped him pack up his briefcase faster so that the people I employ didn't tear him limb from limb for not letting them Escape at the 6:30 Mark has promised. I actually help him pack up his briefcase because he was not doing it fast enough and I was literally pushing him out the door. I didn't care if he was old not this time. I actually thought about taking the stapler out of the drawer of my desk and pushing staples into my hand with it in order to help make it a little more bearable. Sitting there and listening to this monotone bastard drone on and on about s*** that does not matter at all. Statistics from 1976 mine and health and safety do not interest me or apply to anything we do whatsoever. But six agonizing hours going over past statistics today in a monotone voice. This is how they should get information out of terrorists. The CIA should incorporate this gentleman to bore the information out of people that don't want to talk. Though I'm sure it would be a human's rights violation to employ such drastic measures on terrorists or any pow.