it's one of those days

ok so like i'm at university and everything was fine until what, 30 minutes ago??

I was going to eat lunch (chicken salad) while outside, sitting on a bench, and like my mom gave me a little bag with ranch sauce, and i was going to open it, and it BLOWS UP ON ME, MY HOODIE WAIST DOWN AND THE HIPS OF MY PANTS COVERED IN THIS FUCKING WHITE SAUCE, IN PUBLIC. 

and there were people watching, and i just sat there in disbelief for like 3 minutes before taking off my hoodie.

and now i smell like ranch sauce.

and also i only had a spork and its the first time i ever use one, it was horrible.