Library

Today I went to the library with my mother and got nothing (I couldn't find anything that I was looking for).

And then I get hash browns from Dunkin Donuts. This is as exciting as my life gets. I sit here now with my blackberry and tangerine refresher, hard at work writing a blogpost that says nothing about nothing. Spike (MLP gen 1) glares at me from the side of my desk. Spock, soft and plush, can't even look at me. No one can deny that I have sunk to less than man. My refresher has now been reduced to ice, cold and wet. Like Mr. Freezes pussy. Arnold Schwarzenegger. Bat credit card. Nostalgia Critic. There is no Losurdo in the entire county public library system.