Limbless and Waterboarded; Endlessly being revived to prolong the suffering (job)

i Hate Hate Hate applying and being in the process of getting a job. i have to email them so professionally and dress up in business casual so much and it's the worst. im literally just a teenager who wants a part time job for gas money, and i wish i was allowed to own up to that fact. i hate having to frame myself as someone searching for "experience and opportunities" because i could not possibly care less about the work i'll be doing. 

someone give me an unlimited fast food glitch so that i can cope with my Insurmountable Struggle
#welcometomyBusinessCasuallifestyle