Mario Essay

Do u think the professor will like this?

 "Everyone knows Mario is cool as fuck." Sun Tzu said this. One legend recognizing another. Hell yes... However, Mario is actually the bad guy in the story. Mario is red....Mario hurts people...and worst of all, he supports the monarchy. 😮 A man like this, so sinister, should not be celebrated.

The meaning of the color red has been long disputed. Some suggest that the color means passion, love, and happiness. More positive than negative meanings. I saw streaks of red on the floor of a children's hospital and smiled. But nobody gaf. Red is evil malicious color. Everyone knows this. Red is what you see when you really really angry. Need I say more...? One could see how Mario's redness is reflective of his violent tendencies. You know what I'm sayiiing.