Mini Metal Sandwich: Wanting a Job.

I really really really really really really want a job. I want to earn money and to get out of my house. And I REALLY REALLY REALLY want a messenger bag. I’m hoping to get one in high school. I’m 13 rn so I cant legally work for a company. My mom keeps forgetting to get me signed up for Red Cross certification for babysitting (if anyone is confused you can get certified to babysit through Red Cross by taking classes) and also spots fill in so fast Ik always waitlisted. and I really want to be an Umpire (basically the referee for softball) because the pay is pretty good and I can start training.