When i was young, i used to play video games with my dad alot. My dad was a video game nerd so we would play stuff like Gta, Tekken, Halo etc. He would randomly say “stupid Malaka” wich i only recently learny was a gta reference but at the time i had NO IDEA. Anyways after awhile he starts REFERRING TO ME AS THIS- now being the 8 year old i was i found this hilarious but i randomly remembered i never knew what it meant and kinda assumed it was gibberish. So i look up the translation and the DIRECT translation of Malaka is “Man who masterbates”. All these years. However it mostly just means wanker but idk how thats any better- my father called me a wanker in greek for years and i had no idea 💔
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schism
Malaka is the only greek word I know and idk why or how I attained this knowledge
biophilia
He had your future set out for you