my dad better not look through my packages

Ever since Ive got a bank account Ive been buying some BULLLSHIT on Amazon. It’s been really fun. I plan to buy HRT and a packer in the near future. 

I have a book on the occult and a tape recorder waiting for me at my wonderful house. ok. if my dad looks through my packages ajd finds out ive been buying useless shit I am DONE FOR. he better not. I need my book and my recorder. And I need my DICK. MY PACKER. If he looks through what I buy then I can’t get hrt or a packer. fuck