my dreams

like sleep dreams not aspiration dreams

i basically use my notes app as a dream journal so i've written a couple dreams in there that i'm gonna put here

some of them are straight up random phrases and little bits that's a significant portion of my dreams

might get edited but probably not

my grammar is gonna be better here just to make it easier to read

• I was looking at a webpage or something with Neil Cicierega's music on it and I wanted to download some songs I liked but the only songs they had were like old "Damn Skippy" era stuff I had never heard of or blatant ripoffs of his other music like "Ode to Bill Watterson" I think Jaws was there too
• The 13th month was called Luna va Vatella and the abbreviation for it was "🌚"
• Would you rather fight a hard almond, a can of Crush, Ted Buns, or an airport seat? There is only one correct option
• Many ants want to die, but they're not suicidal, they're just lonely
• Flowey was saying that Dog Man didn't have a right to say he's traumatized because the Dog Man books sound easy to go through so they put him in a simulation of the Dog Man books and he came out of it like "Yeah I'm sorry Dog Man that was bad"
• Ralsei timeloop theory, find evidence for it conscious me (written while half awake. ts is lowkey crazy looking back on it cuz its kind of right. this was written june 5 2025 so like after deltarune chapter 3+4 came out but definitely before i got to the prophecy)
• On my world it's a room of jobless teenagers that transform into red leather yellow leather
• A bunch of lying schizo hornets
• I'm so laggy I can't take it, I'm going to kill John F. Kennedy
• She's the reason the puppies eat sidewalk chalk. How could the puppy is eat sideball, hmmmmmmmm? 🧐
• This shit fit me like Curious George
• Yoshi inexplicably looked like THAT (i have long since lost the image i drew but he was like emo) in one single obscure Mario game, with no explanation, and then they never brought it up again. Something about him in the dream that I just can't demonstrate made me feel disturbed. He looked kind of like that emo furry ass lizard Pokemon
• Jumping in a shoebox and crying rn
• There was like this weird media dictatorship where you couldn't bring up anything copyrighted anywhere, and piracy was punishable by death. The dream started out with me trying to drive on the highway by myself but then my phone started glitching out and I checked my messages and realized Mom had been texting me and she said to destroy my phone because they'll find it so when I went home I threw it in the toilet and tried to make it look like I had gotten diarrhea but then Mom brought up that if they checked Ralsei and Asriel's toilets and they looked fine (???) then they wouldn't believe me, so I just hoped for the best. Then I went into the living room and she asked me if I had pirated anything recently and I said "Yeah, I watch those free movies websites" and she said to stop doing that immediately and just watch YouTube. Then at school we went on a field trip and we went to one of those butterfly dome gardens and no one could be happy about it because of the dictatorship but there was a crazy super colorful hummingbird on the fountain that wasn't scared of me at all. After that I left and I went home and I was bored so I went on YouTube and it was like a ghost town. The most recent uploads from the most popular YouTubers who had to change their profile picture to not stand out had like 800 views and 30 likes and no comments. The whole time they were just playing Minecraft and whispering. I got really fed up with the media dictatorship so I searched up how long will it last and the first result said "until the adult old white guy behind it all dies or his two kids graduate college." (genuinely longest dream i've ever had)
• She wears short shorts, I'm a creature, she's cheer captain and I'm nesting in the bleachers
• Insults all collectively combine into a pink creature named Mr Adhesive that looks like that one MHA character who's a right hand man for the real final boss, the alien object from Game Builder Garage
• I'd be having more fun with the clones if Louis C.K. hadn't killed himself
• Unbunger, Sweet Chips, Onion and LKF-1H7R| (specifically that) were all the names of my Wobbledogs and they were all black with yellow patterns only in various shapes
• Inkrungsketon is the word for a child on Christmas
• Bluwa means guest in French
• Cuz man, for 89 dollars, that alarm clock better shoot me
• Apple added a "selfie" and "expensive selfie" mode to the camera app. The expensive selfie just put a weird red filter over the photo. I remember in the dream someone was like "Oh my god you took an expensive selfie? Oh my god thank you so much"
• Huge ass eyelash spider going to preppy Baldi Sonic live action school
• I hope Lizzy Kartman sends you to a place in hell you don't even understand. Lizzy Kartman is the new host of the Great British Baking Show because the black-haired guy died
• Mikan Tsumiki alternate execution that's like the Strand of Agony. It's a long hospital hallway and it looks like there's an exit at the end but the floor is covered in syringes filled with different diseases and whenever she steps on one it immediatelly injects and she immediately develops the disease. It also makes her skin splotchy. By the end of it she is dying of like every form of plague and sickness to ever exist and then there's the Strand of Agony sequence where she realizes that the door outside was never real and she collapses dead. Same dream, my brain manifested this from Race by Alex G where it was Himiko Yumeno's execution and shew as in another hallway with hot coals down it. It didn't look like there was a door at the end, she just started walking down and then she gets to the end and stops then a noose drops from the ceiling and pulls her up and tightens until she suffocates. In the dream I was watching a TikTok where they edited the execution to the song