My fuckass mom (I love her

Omfg I mentioned to my mom. 

'i rlly want an 8 ball' 

Take a second and think about what you first think of when you hear that. The toy you shake and it tells you an answer? The pool ball thingy? 

SHE THOUGHT I WAS FUCKING TALKING ABOUT CRACK  Its APEARANTLY a term for measuring crack or wtvs and she thought I was fucking with her cause I joke about stealing her cigarettes (she doesn't know I actually do SOMETIMES)

PS I would like to emphasize that my mom doesn't do crack she had a hard highschool experience...

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