MY MUM

okay so I wanna say to all the christians out here that I in no way intend to hate or offend you (╥﹏╥)

So my mum is like rlly heavy on jesus and all that [when it benefits her ofc] and td I was joking with my sister Abt a few things and we were going back n forth saying 'oh your going to hell' and 'girl u ain't making it to heaven' and ig whatever I had said personally offended my mother and she got all mad Abt it and kept telling me to 'repent' and 'apologize' to her 'lord' [For a little bit of info I'm an atheist] and when she told me to 'repent' I asked her how is do that and she got mad and said some BS that I rlly don't wanna type bc shes a narc lol

but like when she noticed I wasn't taking her seriously she was like 'get on your knees and pray for forgiveness' my immediate response being 'i don't get on my knees for anyone' [unless your 🅁🄴🄳🄰🄲🅃🄴🄳 and 🅁🄴🄳🄰🄲🅃🄴🄳  and wanna put me 🅁🄴🄳🄰🄲🅃🄴🄳 🅁🄴🄳🄰🄲🅃🄴🄳 [I'm having way too much fun here lol]]

anyway I told her thanks and she got PISSED like actually livid which was surprising cuz she literally curses out her 'lord' but whatever shes my mum so I did it and she made me say a whole bunch of rlly weird shit bro I deadass am NOT finna type it either just know that shit was wild and uncalled for completely and after she was like cursing me out with nearly every slur in the book. I'm still wondering how shes got a kid [me] that listens to literal death metal and screamo and still expects to be all submissive and obedient for a man that I just don't believe exists.. like literally he isn't 🅁🄴🄳🄰🄲🅃🄴🄳  or 🅁🄴🄳🄰🄲🅃🄴🄳  or 🅁🄴🄳🄰🄲🅃🄴🄳  so I'm not gonna be all submissive and obedient [I told you Im having way to much fun here lol]

Anyway Love y'all!!! 

{so many words!!!!!}