relationships are so weird

this girl I'm talking to is suspicious of me bc I only have male celebrity crushes... I'm so confused bro I don't think about it that deeply I just think some men look hot. But all men are like evil so I can't date them anyway /sarcasm 

BUT FR I CANT DATE THE CELEBRITY MEN IRL ANYWAY SO HOW IS THAT EVEN LIKE VALID TO MY RELATIONSHIP LIFE. I like people for their personality anyway duh

ok here's my celebrity "crushes" (I just think they look good) don't judge me 

I used to have a crush on Benji Krol but anyways

his voice was hot ok