Scooby Is Love, Scooby Is Life Pt.2

Hear ye! Hear ye! From mountain to sea!
There's a NEW mighty ruler for you and for me!
Forget all your kings! Throw your crowns in the stew!
For the ruler of Earth is SCOOBERT DOO!

I worship him daily! I worship him nightly!
I praise him politely! I praise him excitedly!
At breakfast! At lunchtime! At quarter past two!
I bow to the greatness of SCOOBY-DOO!

No longer shall clocks tell the passing of time!
Each second is Scooby's! Each minute sublime!
Each hour! Each morning! Each evening anew!
BELONGS TO OUR SAVIOUR, LORD SCOOBERT DOO!

His paws are perfection! His ears are divine!
His collar's more precious than diamonds that shine!
His tail is a blessing! His bark is a song!
And anyone doubting is TERRIBLY WRONG!

I'll build him a temple! A glorious shrine!
With mountains of Scooby Snacks stacked in a line!
I'll kneel every morning! I'll kneel every night!
And scream "RUH-ROH!" with religious delight!

The moon shall be Scooby! The sun shall be too!
The oceans shall shimmer a beautiful blue!
The stars shall spell SCOOBY! The clouds shall spell DOO!
The universe bows to our wonderful Scoob!

And what of that Scrappy? That troublesome pest?
That tiny loud creature in that little vest?
NO STATUES! NO TEMPLES! NO HONOURS! NO THRONE!
SEND SCRAPPY TO SPACE ON A ROCKET ALONE!

Let church bells ring loudly! Let trumpets all play!
Let Scooby Snacks rain from the heavens all day!
For mankind has finally discovered what's true:

THERE'S ONLY ONE GOD!

AND HIS NAME IS SCOOBY-DOO!