Sneak Out

Hello world,

So basically I’m friends with this guy and today, he decided he wanted to be a jackass and so while me and him were preparing to sneak out while we were calling he decided he would use a ladder to climb out his window, and because he decided to bang the ladder around, his mama came out and was like “Son, what are you doing” and he decided to come up with his brilliant excuse, “Mommy, it was in the way.” If you were his mom, would believe his dumbass? I mean, I prolly wouldn’t, his ass would be grounded. But no, his mom asked “ did you lock yourself out” “yeah” … well if it works it works. 

Okay bye.