Some Things That I’d Love

Mama

[You wanna know what I’d love? To have a fun mom. Like, don’t get me wrong, I love my mom—but the thing is that I’m an adventurous person who likes trying new and different things, and I love going out, but she’s always so fucking paranoid from all the serial killer shit she consumes online. Like okay? Who actually gives a fuck, like I HATE to break it to you but I’m not gonna get skinned alive by the mailman.]

Friends and going out

[You wanna know what I’d love? To be able to go out with my BFFS, as a TRIO. Like, fine MOM, you don’t want me to go out cuz “the world is cruel, the world is wicked” (HoND reference), so what if I don’t go out?? I’ll stay in.. or on.. the house and go on the fuckin roof with my friends! Genuinely, going on the roof at night during the summer is so fun.. AND WAIT, My mom sometimes goes out LATEEEE at night and stays at her friends house until morning, so that’d actually be the PERFECT time to sneak out.. midnight, no one’s active, I sneak out the garage, and BOOM SHAKALAKA!! I’ll SERIOUSLY try that one day!]