“Storytime abt what happend at Buc-ee’s…” -CB

So basically what happened was that we got to Texas and we were there to do a concert for the tour but before the concert we were driving by Buc-ee’s. Yall know how popular Buc-ee’s is so yk I just HAD to go there. I told our driver to go to Buc-ee’s but my team who was with me told me that we would be late to the concert and we were in a bit of a time crunch. So don’t get mad at me but I kinda “accidentally”  broke some basic equipment so we would be forced to have to stop at Buc-ee’s to buy replacements (hey it’s rlly not that bad bc they said we were in “a bit” of a time crunch so it wasn’t that much time we were wasting!) When we were in Buc-ee’s we were looking around to see what all the hype was abt and tbh the clothing wasn’t that great, it was a little corny imo but they have AMAZING FOOD THERE! We got a whole kart of treats and the PPD were rewarded with two slushies as a reward for practicing our songs instead of calling our boyfriends all day! It’s seriously hard work so my daddy agreed to get us whatever we wanted! Right before we went to checkout we saw the one and only Bucee! We took a picture with him and we had the best idea in the world! What if bucee was a special guest at our show! So I talked to my team and told them to get bucee to come with us and they were saying how we can’t just get a random guy we don’t know to come with us on stage. So I reminded them that I didn’t ask, I demanded them to do what they were told. I threatened their jobs and we finally got an agreement so bucee was gonna be a special guest and have his own freestyle line in our song “What you looking at” on stage. We got in the car with bucee (well, not really, he kept the costume on but he took the mascot head off bc it’s rlly hot here in Texas but I’m sure none of the ppl there knew it wasn’t the real bucee) we were speeding our way to the venue desperately trying to get there before the opening band was finishing their last song. But while we were driving there, the PPD may have binged, just a little bit. The drive took 10 minutes and when we got there the 8 lb bag of all the food and also all the slurped were completely consumed (we rlly needed to stress eat bc of all the traveling and moving we are busy doing all the time recently) and we did get there late but it’s ok bc the fans would all forget that we were late by 10 mins bc our preformence would be THAT great and they would all love the special guest and he could prolly distract them from that inconvenience bc that guy can breakdance pretty well.  Unfortunately the concert didn’t go too well, by the third song all the sugar was catching up to us and we all regretted eating everything. Also TC is on her period rn so she gets rlly moody and rlly sad and she started having a mental breakdown on stage bc she was ashamed she ate sm and puppet is an empath so puppet started crying too. The fans were all rlly confused so I just decided to bring bucee out early so the fans could move on from that but as bucee was coming out from backstage, Ballora unfortunately vomited and bucee was in the wrong place at the wrong time and he slipped and when he fell his mascot head did too and everything started laughing at us and the guy that was in the bucee costume got rlly insecure and ran off stage and I haven’t seen him since. Other than that tho it was a really great experience!

 - CB strutting out of the room with a smile …TOOTLES