>tfw you're not actually interesting enough for a survey
name: josephine.
nickname: jo jowina jojo
how old are you: 23
zodiac sign: cancer
current location: somewhere
eye colour: brown
hair colour: brown
hair type: hair
height: 5'4
your heritage: irish/english
what's your middle name: 𖦹 ´ ᯅ ` 𖦹 l*ly
shoes you wore today: pink sandal crocs with lots of jibbitz
your weakness: pedantic, judgemental. if you suck at writing (and you're an adult) and make me read your writing on instagram i will probably think a little less of you. impatient and detached from people...I like to be alone.
your fear: the film tusk, not zi:kil tusk
goal you would like to achieve this year: become a genius
first thought when you wake up: snooze alarm
best physical feature: straight teeth
who is your bestest friend: sol, jeanne, my older sister
when is your bedtime: i try to sleep at 12am but that never happens
your most cherished memory: dublin 2015, studying abroad in belo horizonte, paris 2023, basically any holiday i just love being abroad...
pepsi or coke: coke zero ftw
mcdonalds or burger king: a really mayonnaisey vegan chicken sandwich from burger king heals all wounds
single or group dates: are group dates an actual thing
what is the last song you sang: oceanoooooooooooooooooooo.
does playing the guitar make a girl/guy more attractive: if i wasnt tone deaf, yeawhat is your biggest pet peeve: illiteracy (when you tell somebody something and it doesn't compute to them), learned helplessness: i love to and do regularly
do you drink: ofc
ever been drunk: more than i'd like to admit. showering fully clothed drunk
do you smoke: yes but no, no but yes
do you sing: i suck but yes who doesn't
do you want to go to college: currently in uni
have you ever been in love: with haagen daaz and my network provider
do you want to get married: yessss i really want to get eloped. maybe two or three family members at most but honestly i want to get married and not tell anyone until it's done so there are no external expectations outside of the relationship
do you believe in yourself: yes/no
do you believe in others: yes unless you've proven yourself to be constantly untrustworthy or unreliable
do you like thunderstorms: they're relaxing. I like torrential rain unless it makes my jeans stick to my legs
do you play an instrument: my parents made me quit the violin because i was so bad at it. no
what do you want to be when you grow up: i'm grown up but AUTHOR. i want a review in the guardian...I'm not asking for much.
what country would you like to visit: argentina/brazil again/mexico/china/kazakhstan plus i would love to go interrailing even though i hate wearing dirty clothes and not having a proper bed. i would suffer through it however
how many cds do you own: probably like 100? i collected a bunch like ten yrs ago and never got rid of them
how many dvds do you own: about 20
how many tattoos do you have: none
how many piercings do you have: one in each ear, used to have eyebrow and lip but removed them
how many things in the past do you regret: i have OCD so everythanggg. i even regret things i never did
favourites
shoes: platform crocs, white buffalos, anything with a 2inch heel because i hate how short i am
radio station: radio 6 probably, radio 4 if i'm trying to sleep
drink: cappuccino, cheap beer, red wine, coke zero
car: i love the cadillac eldorado but i don't have a car
place: my bed. bonus points if my cat is sat on it
song: deliver by sugizo is the first song that came to mind. faces in disguise by sunny day real estate also
movie: y tu mamá también OR oldboy...i can't choose
moment: brazilian winter
colour: pink or green. imagine the stardew valley melon
meal: sashimi. i was a bear in a past life
in a guy/girl
favourite eye colour: i don't care
favourite hair colour: don't care
short or long hair: long
height: taller than me
body type: as long as you're healthy irdgaf
does ethnicity matter: of course not
piercings: idk
tattoos: no opinion
bedside manner
do you think you are attractive: does it matter?
are you attracted to someone who does not know it: celebrities probably
would you like to be someones fantasy: in what sense....?
hunter or hunted: looney tunes question
right now
what is today's date: 13th of august 2026
what time is it: 00:22
who are you thinking of: why is my flatmate trying to fix their lock at midnight very loudly
what are you listening to: podcast
is it raining: PLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASE
are you happy: yes. actually
PART TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
last beverage: beer
last phone call: isabel
last song you listened to: blue monday - new order
last time you cried: i cry at everything i barely remember
do you want any pets: my mum keeps talking about getting a dog (we already have a cat ヽ(o^▽^o)ノ). i think mini schnauzers are soooo cute actually
do you want to change your name: that's what nicknames are for
what did you do for your last birthday: was in summer school and had bolo de brigadiero and a huge tray of sushi for dinner
what time did you wake up today: 8ish
name something you CANNOT wait for: EVERYTHING IM HAPPY
last time you saw your mother: two months ago but we talk on the phone
most visited webpage: probably twitter...
strong or weak: i used to be freakishly strong as a child (knocked my sister's door out of its frame during an argument over the big bang theory...i was like 7) but now i'm not rlly that strong at all so i want to get into weighlifting actually!
FIRSTS
first surgery: never had one!
first best friend: L, M, probably a few others
first sport you joined: football (according to my mum it's because i liked looking at the older boys...eye roll)
first holiday: probably to ireland to visit my grandparents when i was a baby
first school: standard british non-denominational primary school (we still sang hymns though)
first pair of trainers: how am i supposed to remember...OTZ.
WHICH IS BETTER
lips or eyes: eyes definitely...but a good pair of lips is nice too!
hugs or kisses: both
shy or outgoing: outgoing! opposites attract...though by outgoing i mean confident and straight-talking (AKA not a shrinking violet).
HAVE YOU EVER
gotten a speeding ticket: no!
lost glasses/contacts: i break my glasses all the time, nail glue has saved me sooo often
been arrested: nope
have you turned someone down: maybe
moved out of town: yes!
BELIEVE IN
miracles: not specifically MIRACLES, but things happen all the time that are miraculous
heaven: i'm more of a reincarnation kind of girl but its probably nothing
santa claus: of course
kiss on the first date: lowk
angels: robbie williams?
yourself: i have my good days!
ANSWER TRUTHFULLY
do you bite your nails: unfortunately yes, but i go through phases with it...this is why i use press-ons
when was your last physical fight: with my sister when we were kids
do you have an attitude: probably...i like to think i'm uncomplicated but i'm probably kind of a diva
twirl or cut your spaghetti: twirl?
do you tan a lot: not deliberately but in summer i can get pretty tan
ever eaten food in a car while someone or you are driving: yes, but not while driving
would you go back in time if you were given the chance: YES
what are your plans for this weekend: sleep and write
do you type fast: moderately, i guess
can you spell well: i can spel rlly gud...OK sorryz im an englit student who relies on autocorrect wayyyy too much.
what are you craving right now: beans on toast and a hot cup of tea
have you ever been on a horse: despite being from the countryside, i have not
would you live with someone without marrying them: i wouldn't marry someone without having lived with them first. what if they never do the dishes?
what’s irritating you right now: money
have you ever liked someone so much that it hurts: yes, who hasn't?
does somebody love you: my family
have you ever changed clothes in a car: probably as a kid
milk chocolate or white chocolate: milk!
do you have trust issues: no
have you ever walked outside in your PJs: yes...but never without underwear
do you believe everything happens for a reason: not in a deliberate religious way, but i think rolling with the cards you're dealt is the best way to live life
did you have dream last night: yes i was on beach
have you ever been out of state: i'm too british for this
do you play the Wii: this question is so dated...i play on the switch a lot, i love handheld gaming
do you like chinese food: depends. i love mapo tofu and szechuan food, but british-chinese takeaway food can be a bit greasy for me
are you afraid of the dark: at night? alone? ...still no. if i've watched a scary film before, possibly
is cheating ever okay: there's probably one very niche reason/case study like if you have super mega cancer and the person is the devil why it is but in general of course not...
what year has been your best: 2023 was pretty amazing, some parts of 2024 too
favourite weather: brisk autumn day, jacket weather...sunny but cold
do you like the snow: YES!
do you like the outside: YES!.
what makes you happy: cute animals, my family happy, all my affairs in order, nice people, good food!!!!
ever been to alaska: NO but i would really love to
ever been to hawaii: NO but i would really love to
do you watch the news: i check the BBC and the guardian quite a lot, especially if there's a big news story
do you love MTV: no
do you like subway: it's super overrated...
why did you decide to do this quiz: boredom
have you ever seen someone you knew and purposely avoided them: of course...people are disgusting. (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around: yes but only if they're gay (sorry)
who was the last person you had a deep conversation with: my mum or my sister, possibly sol
ever bought condoms: yes im not 14
ever gotten pregnant: it would explain why i'm always craving pickles...no.
have you ever slipped on ice: i used to walk up a hill to school, so yes. i also slipped on mud more than once which is far worse
have you ever missed the bus: from the ages of 10-19 my primary mode of transport was the bus, so yes...many many times.
have you left the house without money: nowadays it's pretty much impossible to do that since i use apple pay for everything...but in my life, yes
did you ever watch “The Breakfast Club”: i hated that film
ever been to a wedding: only ever one and it was like 10yrs ago...i can't wait for my friends to get married
ever been in a wedding: no but i want to be a bridesmaid
have you ever been on the computer for 5 hours straight: yes and you can add a couple of hours onto that also...
did you ever watch TV for 5 hours straight: yes
did you ever fail a driver’s test: ...
ever been outside your home country: multiple times!
ever been on a road trip longer than 5 hours: probably not
ever been to a professional sports game: if my home town's football team counts (they were in the premier league, i think they do)
have you ever broken a bone: no
did you ever win a trophy in your life: yes...i was a tryhard in school.
have you ever been on TV: nope but my dad was
ever ridden in a taxi: ...uh yes.
ever been to prom: yes, in the tragic era of huge eyebrows.......
ever stayed up for 24 hours or more: many times and all terrible...
have you ever been to a concert: placebo, interpol, rina sawayama, dir en grey, etc...
have you ever been in a car accident: thankfully not
did you ever learn another language: yes
do you wear make-up: pretty much every day, yea
did you ever have your wisdom teeth taken out: no, i'm scared...
ever dyed your hair: i got all my rainbow hair colours out of the way when i was in sixth form
did you ever wear someone else’s clothes: yes...give me all your hoodies....
ever ridden in an ambulance: yup
ever ridden in a helicopter: no...
ever caught the stove on fire: i melted a plastic colander on a stove once, but no
ever meet someone famous: i met carol ann duffy and that's probably the only person i would care to meet that's "famous"
ever been on an airplane: yeah...long-haul flights make me queasy.
ever been on a boat: i've been on ferries a lot!
ever broken something expensive: phones, laptops...luckily i havent done that for quite a while
did you ever kiss someone before you were 14: a proper kiss? no
did you ever find something valuable on the ground: probably a few notes here and there, but nothing memorable
Done.
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Raven
now thats a bio lol.