Swamp Ass Sandy and the Gov Class of DOOM

Hey Guys, 

I'm pretty bored I don't have much to talk about. Oh I know I have a story from school I haven't told on here before. I call it Swamp ass sandy and the gov class of doom. So it was a wednesday afternoon, I went to my Government class expecting it to be a normal day. IT WAS NOT. I was about ten minutes into class when I just caught the NASTIEST, MOST DISGUSTING WHIFF OF SMELL IN MY LIFE. LIKE IF DOGSHIT WAS MIXED WITH PUKE AND PISS AND CUM. Now I'm not one to blame someone for stinking but, the garbage was empty, I had deodorant on, My clothes were freshly washed, and there's only one aspect within 5 feet that I could not control. The girl sitting DIRECTLY NEXT TO ME (note for those who see my bulletins, YES, same girl who said she liked P!ATD, so you Pan!c fans got some heavy lifting to do) Now, I'm not just gonna assume it was here. So I waited for break, and when I came back with my friend for the second half of the period, the smell was gone, UNTIL THAT STANK ASS GIRL SAT DOWN. Because when she did, THE SWAMP ASS CAME BACK. So I KNOW it's her, BECAUSE IT HAS HAPPENED 4 MORE TIMES WITHIN THE PAST 6 WEEKS, THAT'S ALMOST ONCE A WEEK. Thus I hath dubbed her Swamp Ass Sandy, Cause she smells like swamp ass and I don't remember her actual name so Sandy it is. 

Moral of the story: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WEAR DEODORANT SO YOU DON'T SMELL LIKE ABSOLUTE SHIT!!!!!!!!11!!1!!1!!111!!1!!!!!!