The ao3 curse got me bruv

I was almost finished with the first chapter of my Wild Kratts fanfic and I kid you not, my fuck ass brother decided to out me as Lgbtq+ to my parents because I wouldn't give him my squirtle plushie! (He doesn't actually know but he is willing to lie about crazy shit to get his way, he's done it before)
I'm so glad that he lies a lot and no one believes him, because if I wasn't able to finagle myself out of it my ass was cooked.

And then I fell off a horse because I almost passed out from the Texas heat at practice :)

Safe to say.

If you wanna write a fanfic on a03, be prepared, the curse is inevitable and you can't escape it no matter how hard you try.