the birds are just holes in the gunshot

technically an introduction post. i kinda suck at writing bios so i'm making it my DUTY! UTMOST DUTY! to at least write an intro lol.

i'm twenny-one, newly. born march 8th. leprechaun hunting season. i'm st lucian.. if any of you even know where that is (the olympics last yr put us on the map), and i'm queer. i think that parts pretty obvious looking at my blog. 

i'm into a lot of junk. junk that's a little "pretentious" too, not intentionally however i just.. like stuff like that. but i have a wide breadth of interests, i think i'm a versatile guy. i pride myself on a little unpredictability. everyone needs a healthy amount of such. i dont tend to list off every single fave i have off on my profile just because i get real anal abt it. there's this strange existentialism that creeps up my back like a cold chill if i even try to put a pin on my map of likes. you know what i mean? in the comments u can ask what i like and i'll answer it.. what abt that.. real nice and easy.

i'm a writer, i think someone who appropriately could do novelist style but i only have the patience for screenwriting (and even then that's a major stretch), a class-A flash fiction warrior. i'm also an illustrator. digital & traditional! why should i limit myself? there's a piece at the bottom of this post.. just for you

dont be intimidated by me.. i know i got a big mouth, an abrasive way of throwing myself into a conversation, and i can be a bit of a dick sometimes (unintentionally) BUT. I'm GREAT. write me a service review

i like what any person does: movies. books. tv. sleeping. beer. i dont know. baseball? i like baseball. calvin and hobbes? i have the entire collection of c&h. i dont know. americana? god i love americana. i like spying on people frm my window and listening to jazz music. whoopdeedoo. pulp fiction, poetry. horror. man i love horror. ok i'm kind of sick of writing this intro. i'm cool! talk 2 me man! i listen to classic rock! even ur dad would love me!

boundaries: 

• i love ims. go ahead and text me. im not usually doing much of anything besides maybe like staring at my ceiling lol
• that being said... i don't typically like interacting with people under the age of 18. srry. blehhh
• i am incredibly depressive on here. like. i am borderline. and if that might make u uncomfortable to see a fully nude vent frm me frm time to time u probably shouldnt friend me.. jsyk! im incredibly self loathing. i try not to be an asshole abt it :-P

mission statement:

• i'd use my tumblr for a lot of the stuff i'd post, but for the most part i'm thinking of doing some real vulnerable junk over here. have it disconnected enough frm my main accounts. hence my socials being by request only lel. i feel like sharing my artwork here will make it pretty obvious who i am (and not to polish my pole, but i've been told i'm kind of a rlly unique person, so i think i stick out like a sore thumb anyway). if u can tell who i am.. do me a favor and let me have this space LOLL. rlly need it. god forbid i take a trip to the journal factory and get a piece of paper and pen. i'm useless when it comes to using it regularly enough for the bullshit i think abt all of the time. digital journaling seemed like the next best avenue... i feel like i need an audience for everything.