The Time My Dad Definitely Knew I Was High

I am not a stoner, but I do get high OCCASIONALLY and I do really like weed. One time, I went to my friend Sky’s and my dad picked me up from her house. My eyes were droopy and pink as fuck and he very obviously knew that I was high. About 2 hours later (I had eaten another edible), he comes in my room and he goes “how are you feeling?” And I go “great! I’m really hungry though.” So I go downstairs with him and I eat 3/4 of a pizza in front of his face. I then made a huge sundae and ate it. Next morning, he took me for Dunkin and said “this is a gift for surviving”

He 100% knew I was fried as fuck