Tragedy in a Meeting, Comedy in the Payslip

Surprise work meeting today, and we now have the wonderful news that our already overworked and understaffed team is now being split in two. And half our resources are going with them. The company took a page out of Negan's book, "Half of everything you own is ours". I can't go into detail because I work with sensitive shit, but basically it's all in the name of cutting corners with auditing new clients.

Of course, the corpo assholes in the meeting decorated this is a "Great opportunity to learn from each other". The fact is that we're going to have our workload multiplied by 4 and our team halved. This has basically everyone mortified. The next few months will be incredibly stressful. And don't even assume they're going to pay us more for this, there has been no mention of pay rises or anything beneficial besides "Professional development"

I am in two thoughts. I will be asking for a pay rise in a few weeks. I'm going to see just how bad it gets first and then use that knowledge to try and get a fair rise out of this. If they don't do this, then quite frankly fuck them. The company used to actually care about employees, one of the few companies that do, but now it's clear that we're only just cogs in their machine just like every other corporation. 

I'm feeling grief and anger and all while I'm trying to quit smoking. I'm being tested or something I swear.

Anyway this was just sort of a rant because my god I fucking hate being a fucking corpo worker but what the fuck else am I meant to do I have to live somehow. You'd think working for a company like mine I'd at least have money to live comfortably but no.       FJioFADSIJOUF AEIOUFASIOUAFSIOuAFSIJOADFSoijkAFSIJLOAFSJKLOPafsDjikoabdgsjhkjkghrsakjhdjklhdfrsjklndfghjklsdfghjklsjkl;dfghsjkl;bdfghsjkl;bdfgnsklmn;bddsbklm;bdfsv;klnmbdfskln;bdfskl;jnbdfsjkln;bdfsjkln;bdfsjkln;bdfsjkln;kln;bdfgskln;bdfsklmn;bdfsklm;'adegsklm;'abdsv'klm;abdslm;'abds'lm;abdfszklm;'

AHHHHHHHHHHHH okay I'm done now fuck this shit

Song: I am Machine - Three Days Grace