Types of BAD friends

Sadly, not all out friends are actually friends. ૮◞ ‸ ◟ ა

There exist bad friends, the kind that when you see it you will not unsee it again, and there is a lot of types that I'll talk about now:

"I love seeing you shine (but never shine more than me)" 

• I hate this type so badly! they are the kind of people that says they want to see you reach your achievements but when you're better than them in something they'll start being colder will you, in worst escenarios... even talking behind your back. 
  This is an envy type of friend. Maybe she/he can help you with stuff, but as I say, the moment you get better than them they'll hate you.

"Of course, i would defend you! (But none one can know that)

• This is the type of friend that says they'll always have your back, but when something happens, they don't want to be seen near you because they could get involved.
  Maybe they will help you but, in the shadows, and of course, don't tell anyone that they are helping you.
  

"Your bf/gf is so nice we started being friends!"

• This case is so complicated. Now I'll talk about my experience...
  I had two friends, let's call them S and A. They never talked to that boy that was my boyfriend until he started being my boyfriend, you'll say: "but is pretty normal they wanted to know your partner" Well yeah. But when we broke up S and A stayed with him leaving alone and barely talking to me, and they weren't even nice with him, both always laughed at his bad grades, so now i was alone... with no boyfriend or friend(? Soooo Weird!

"But she never did something to me"

• Is so disgusting hearing this! You had problems with another person and almost out of nowhere you see your friend hanging with that person. Clarify that everything depends on how badly the situation was.
  Sadly! this happened to me too, and again... it was S the one who said that to me.
  In school there was a girl that stalked my tt account around 10 times a day and followed me during school time, i tried to be her friend but she accused me of insulting her and more stuff (never happened), so this girl (let's call her B), ended being alone on our last month of senior year and S included B in our friend group knowing everything! I felt really betrayed because why are you helping a girl that you know was stalking me and even threaten me. So yeah, as the subtitle says, she literally told me "She never did something to me" 
  Don't be like S please.

"I love you you're my bff! (but the moment you stop being useful for me i won't talk to you again)"

• ONE WORD: DISGUSTING
  I hate this kind of person so badly, this is the type of friend that will stick to you at the moment you turn helpful to them, maybe because of popularity, team works or maybe when they are bored, but the moment they don't need you more because they turned popular, already got the good grades or they friends are back from vacation they'll tell you "Goodbye!" and you won't know about these people until your useful again.
  
  These are some types of bad friends I can think of right now. Have you ever had one of these friends? or did you was like one of these types?
  I'll read you in the comments! thanks for reading my blog!! ₍₍⚞(˶>ᗜ<˶)⚟⁾⁾⋆✴︎˚｡⋆