OK so like idk where I should even start but I'll try. I was sleeping, as you do, and this random dream just began halfway through.
Basically, I was this tall as mofo with one of those bigass duck nukem guns, and there were visitors/skin walkers pretending to be people and it was my job to let normal people on amd kill all the not human ones and that's normal cause ove been playing NINAH but the weird part comes in with thr characters???? It was SO odd?!??!
The first guy was like this 2d cartoon character he kinda looked like that dad from the fairy godmother thingy, but he was ginger and a fucking gigachad. And he comes in, says sweet, then a huge ass sofa pops up underneath him and he crashes it into my front room in a stupid cartoonist way, blowing away my perfectly good normal sofa, in favour of this sofa that was something you'd see in a penthouse that barely even fit. Then this ex famous lady cane in she was a cartoon and she was alone and really sad I let her in and she say on the bug dumb sofa and the guy was like scoooreeee.
Then a couple more unnotable people come on until a lady with like 2 kids come in and ones a boy and ones a girl and the girl looked like a shitty blur filter happened on her skin but nobody said anything and then another lady with like 3 fatass ugly kids came in and the guy who brought the sofa who was trying to hit on all the women knocked himself on the head looney toons style and ran away to a different room. and then RANDOMLY the fortune teller comes out from under my new couch she's obviously s walker but she doesn't match the cartoon people at all and I die the 1st time and have to restart and I gun her down with my machine gun but I accidentally shoot a bald dude and the lady with the 3 fat ugly kids gets mad and leaves
and then for some reason it cuts to that famous lady I mentioned in the beginning again for no reason and there's a news reporter lady behind her now and she's monologueing about usury or something amd them a lid replaces the reporter and the famous lady says, "and she stole my son, but because it's the apocalypse, nobody will save him" and that was kinda sad
but then once all the kids are gone thr first guy slides onto the room mouth hanging open. And then for no fucking reasons like it's just a stock image of a bunch or real ass people getting ready to swim and they're all wearing goggles but the characters skin tones are just half hazardly scribbled on them. I have no clue why that was there
and then I woke uo because my FATASS cat fell asleep on my face![]()
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