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Werewolves > Vampires

Werewolves are just superior tbh

In theory, vampires might be cool and stuff but in practice, werewolves are just BETTER!!:domo:

Here are my reasons:

  • Cons, vampire:

  1. having to drink blood is just awkward. Like, you gotta go yum yum on someone's neck? NUH UH. and what about diseases :disturbing: yeah..
  2. NO SUN D: aka you always gotta go out at night and every store is closed - what's there even to do atp :facepalm2:
  3. You cant look at your own reflection - so no photos, no styling in the mirror etc... 
  4. immortality - you gotta see how everyone around you dies (except if you turn them all ig:p:)
  5. Edward.

  • Cons, werewolves:
  1. very hairy ig (manageable fr fr)
  2. no silver ( optional btw:hmm:)
  3. you turn into a wolf-like creature ONCE or TWICE a month (aint that deep now)
  4. you MIGHT eat/bite some ppl, but you loose memory after turning back into a human so.. (better than sucking all the blood out of someone)
 

  • Pros, vampire:

  1. you got aura :vampire: 
  2. bats. (no comment needed)
  3. fangs = cool looks
  4. you got all the time of the world ig
  5. you prolly get some extra powers ( depends on what type of vampire you going for)
  6. DRACULAURA 

  • Pros, werewolves:

  1. CRAZY strength
  2. ALPHA AWOOOO
  3. chilling with your packmates :cuddle:
  4. very hairy (again) = no hair loss (always gotta see the bright side!!)
  5. you DON'T need to change your WHOLE diet (a tad bit more meat :p )
  6. you can go out whenever you want
  7. Sharp teeth = cool looks, but better cus you got more of them 
  8. CLAWDEEN ON YOUR TEAM (aka diva):shakefist:
 

So, in conclusion:

WEREWOLVES ARE BETTER

 






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StarloXD

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I fear someone here is team Jacob 

Zrseale

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Here’s my argument for the vampire

1. Drinking blood. You can work out a deal with a slaughterhouse to get blood since it’s a by product that gets thrown out anyway.

2.no sun doesn’t bother me. I sun burn easily and I’m not a morning person either so I prefer going out at night.

3. No reflection no problem just do your hair the best you can and say no photos like a celebrity.

4.immortality means you have literally all the time in the world to procrastinate or get stuff done. And when you finally decide you had enough just step into the sun.

5. We can just decapitate Edward and get rid of him no problem