Which energy drink you picking out of these 2??

My defense of bang energy:

1. I prefer cloying energy dranks as they feel like they work better and it makes me slow down drinkin it. I once put a bunch of monsters in this gallon jug and I drank it all in like 3 days. Fuck my caffeine tolerance fr 😒😒

2. I have the no thanks app and monster was listed on there, i dunno if they still are or not but for now I'm not drinking em

3. the ceo is an old guy too obsessed with his company like bro has bang concert, bang music, a fricking bang gold chain?? I dunno if hes still ceo tho 

4. honestly idk I just like them why is everyone the biggest bang hater 

pls dont cancel me ppl 😔😔