Why is iphone so ass (long intense rant)

around a month ago my original phone (motorola edge 30) broke, at least the sim slot doesn't work anymore for some reason that may be it being soaked in vodka, but whatever, i had to get a new phone for using my sim and i didn't want to spend money so my dad gave me his working phone (an iphone, those phones that they give you for working but fuck that right) so i'm using it now, and man, this thing sucks ass, everything is so bad, i thought i was gonna have an upgrade but besides the camera this thing is pure buffalo ass!!

lets start with the basics, the iphone account thing i don't even get it, what does it even do? and besides what is the cloud space that it gives me? every time i download something i got to do some crazy shit to get my file and it always gets saved first in some unknown cloud i never agreed to get my shit on! oh fuck sake where are my files!! also writing is impossible i find the autocorrector completely useless in comparison with my old phone, he don't get shit the corrector doesn't give a fuck about you for me it looks like he just hates you, fucking dumbass corrector!!! and the copy and fucking paste, how could they even fuck up the copy and paste, it's so slow and it just barely works, sometimes the copy or cut option disappears mid selecting and you can't do anything by that point because clicking it again just unselects it, why? could you just stop the selection as soon as the copy option disappears? this phone is fucking with me or something?

then there's also the actual iphone, the thing the block, so first off why is it made of what seems to be the same material as induction cooktop? i mean it just burns the shit out of my hands as soon as i charge it or watch something that is longer than 10 minutes, what's that about? when apple will release their cooking station will it be just a bunch of fucking iPhones charging themselves? you put bacon eggs on them and the egg explodes in 2 seconds? whatever lets get to the next point, visually i know it's pretty cool design, that's the reason why i thought i was gonna have an upgrade, but wait what's that, oh yeah it destroys itself automatically, tbh i'm not much of a carer for my belongings but damn this thing is so fragile, after a month it's full of scratches and on the back it's destroyed because the back is basically another screen so whatever side it falls on, it breaks!! ughh fuck! it's like skating with a glass skateboard, it doesn't matter if your ass breaks or the skate does, something just has to fucking break man! those are the rules!! i'm done.

i'm now just using the iphone when i'm out because of the sim and my motorola at home, my motorola is worth like a hundred dollars or slightly less by the way, just to mention