Why Math is highkey shit in school

Hello and welcome to my very professional and only correct opinion on the subject which's hate has united students near and far for generations: MATH

So we all know basic math right? Addition, Subtraction, Multiplication, all that jazz. Yeah, it's important that we know how to count , I'm not against that. Geometry I also respect, I wanna know how bigg I have to make my pool and all that. What I find totally idiotic is the lenghts math is taught throughout the years.

Because tell me why at some point, probably 7th or 8th grade idk they start teaching us shit about parabola. Which mfs who don't have plans to become the next Nikola Tesla are ever going to use this in their lifes? NOBODY! My aunt literally works in finance, the place where they use these weird lines everywhere, and she hasn't needed to use any formula they make us learn ONCE.

"Oh BUt YoU DonT knOW If yOu'Ll bE IntEREsteD In mATh. We hAvE to TEachE evErYthINg"

WELL SHARON, I KNOW YOU WANTED TO BE IN A SOULLES JOB SURROUNDED BY TEENS ALL YOUR LIFE BUT WE ARENT ALL SHARONS, SHARON!!

And the worst part about all this is that they expect us to remember all that useless shit from last year so we can learn all the new useless shit for this year! It's a vicious cycle and if you aren't exactly keen on learning 20 formulas you're going to get left behind and need to catch up big time or fail. Actually that goes for all subjects. Actually the school system as a whole is fucked! 

But that's a rant for another time >:D