Wood chuck

"How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could ever give a fuck?"

Answer:

"We don't exactly know the amount of chucked wood a wood chucker would chuck but with the fact we know it gives a fuck we can pin down the woodchuck has chucked less than 100 wood wich is pretty shameful for wood chucker standards. As i was saying since you said wood approximately 3 times we can tell the chucked between 20-30 wich doesn't really pin down the number you're looking for of how much wood a wood chucker chucked, but you said chuck 3 times wich means the wood chucker chucked 23 when he gave a fuck."