Work story 2

Heyyyy bitchesss I’m back been out for a bit 

Let’s get into it this one’s a funny story and a short one to 

So basically we get a lot of people steal ect and sometimes it’s like water and stuff that people need I get it but I still gotta do my job can’t even count the amount of times I’ve stopped someone from stealing water and food and bought it for them instead anyway but most the time it’s assholes who just steal cuz they are drunk or bored well we have a dude named ice cream man now I was standing behind the desk doing fuck all cuz it was late and no one was in the shop apart from me a dude runs in grabs a fuck ton of ice cream and shoves it down his trousers…HOW DOES HIS DINGA LING NOT GET COLD now this has been happening for years now it’s a battle of the ice cream man and police for some reason can never catch him but it’s always ice cream