worst evening ever!- maggots foxes and MEN

summer 2026( i have infinite horrid stories from this summer omfg) 

So, I had just enjoyed my day off work with a friend. i was tired but always up for seeing my sister so, i took TWO tubes and a good ol walk to get there and i arrive around 1900 YIPEE FUN FRESH GREAT. or so i thoughtt.... but many turns of events occured. first of all, this was the same day as the eclipse so i dont know what this was doing to people but something was up. firstly, the tubes were all delayed, canceled and overall crappy. i finally get to mi hermana y we go to the park near her old house. were walking enjoying life in a pitch black park playing football or soemthing. all of a sudden a FOX appears. nothing unusual for londres but this was no ordinary fox. oh nooo. it was out to get us. i recede and start jogging a little bit away. the fox follows. me and my sister are actively being chased by a fox. WHAT DOES IT WANT? a.) to eat me b.) to play football c)eat me i run into the basketball court leaving all belongings in the centre of the field which the fox is currently sniffing. i close the basketball court gate and tell my sister to join me. shes worried the fox is gonna steal the keys so she tries to get them back so she dosnt join me. THEN to make matters even more perfect... I hear a LARGE MASSIVE HUMOUNGUS group of stinky drunk manky men from behind. im like SHI well this is it. farewell. this was a bear or man (fox or man) situacion and i chose fox. I got out the court and endured the shouting and gross remarks from these disgusting creatures of men and ran into the depths of the field to get out of this park risking being eaten. (i also shouted at the group of men whilst doing so ofc) we legged it tf out of there and then we saw my sisters friend and hung out at their house which was super nice and fun. UNTIL UNTIL UNTILLLLLLL. WE ARRIVE HOME(like one minute away from the friends) and get ready for bed blablabla. i go into the kitchen without the light on at first as i cba. i eventually put the light on, put some stuff in the cuoboard etctec. i turned around. i looked down... and the floor the whole kitchen floor was COVERED in MAGGOTS. i LEAPED onto the high kitchen chairs and screamed for my sister(in a shared house at midnight) she doesnt reply depsite me knwoing she can hear me so i call her. she declines and thinks im just joking or being weird. i tell her. theres maggots hunnyyyyy.. she comes to my rescue kind of. i take a few pics and leap, fly and zooom out of the kitchen. BUT SO DO THE MAGGOTS THEYRE TURBO I HAVE NEVER SEEN A WORMY INSECT MOVE IN THIS MANNER. thankfully her room was upstairs but god bless the lovely humans downstairs because the maggots were RACING under their door into the rooms. we messaged them and they didnt see any.. where they were hiding, we will never know.afterwards all the residents at her shared house gaslit us into thinking we were crazy and that there was no maggots despite the photoGRAPHIC evidence i have. denial i guess? moral of the story stay inside during an eclipse but not in the kitchen