WORST interview ever!

Okay, so, I went to this one coffee shop for an interview today and it was ASS!!! Like this place was in some business tech bro complex so it looks like a decent place but the moment I walked in, there was already bad air. I waited quietly for someone to to help but then this huge Turkish looking guy came out from the back and said with a reached arm "You ordering or scheduled something?" "Uh, scheduled. I have a scheduled interview." he then pointed at another lady from behind the counter when they gave me 3 paper application. 

I sat down and filled it out but I don't know how time works but this one lady came in after me and got the same treatment and somehow got a sat down interview before me. Strange... but anyway I filled it out and turned it in to the lady who sat me down and started TALKING AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT!!! like it was insane! You would've expected her to be on crack because she looked like it too. she looked like in her mid 20s but suffering from EXTREME hair loss and I'm like saying in my head, "girly ain't no shame being a bald baddie bitch, for real" but she talked and talked like OVERDRIVE. what made it more uncomfortable is that I couldn't hear jack shit over the loud-ass manufactured club-corporate AI-remix music. You know the one where it's like some PINK song or Sia that has too much snare and mixed in the garage band app.

So there were moments where she paused to let me speak but she layed so much info on me in less then 10 seconds I had no idea what to say but "I understand." little did she know... I actually didn't. But yeah she then talked more without breathing and said "So yeah that's pretty much the interview, have any questions?" "I mean, nothing comes to mind." "Great so how out process works... blah blah blah... 2 weeks... blah blah... we actually start at minimum... blah blah blah... so yeah we'll see you then... blah blah blah... your email... blah... Alright thank you for coming" "yeah, thank you." but I walked out knowing that I am not going to get that job. like honestly my fight or flight was fully activated the whole time like I was playing darts and she was fencing with the intention to kill.

I didn't stand a chance. I left that building with a broken rib.