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Yapping #2 / Warning: Spirits and shit

Just saw a vid of like POV: you befriended a ghost and blah blah shit bro becomes obsessed and possessive with you and blah blah blah

Ima be honest

I aint gonna last like AT ALL.

Not because of "Oh I don't believe in ghosts" or "Oh, that's creepy af"

Idgaf if some ghost is a friend of mine and becomes that type of shit

What I mean that I ain't lasting at all is the fact Ima be annoying af that the ghost is like "I really wanna kill this hoe bru...."

Like hear me out

If the same ghost is invisible and flicks my light a few times before making one light go off and the other is on while I'm in that room, Ima already be snapping like "QUE TE DIJE HACIENDO ESO?? ANDALE, PONLO DEVUELTA" (Translation: What did I said about doing that? Come on, put it back" with a shout prove that I am pissy at bro and continue until the ghost puts it back cuz THINK ABT IT...if bro doesn't know spanish, he might get creeped out that I'm pissed in unknown words yk like he be thinking that I'm cursing his whole bloodline or some shit

And if bro tries to jumpscare me, sorry, but I am full on screaming and punching the ghost with a nasty hook if bro has some solid form, but if it passes through, HOLY WATER ON THAT SHIT CUZ IDK WHAT TO DO EXCEPT CURSING LIKE "BRO WTF I THOUGHT WE WERE CHILL?? THIS IS BETRAYAL" 

Btw, I will have salt around my room for bro to not get in my room :3

And I think instead of feeling scared, I am just gonna act like bro is NOT paying taxes

ima force him to do something like protect me from bs or smh like that

lol, this was such a random yap sorry sorry 

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