yondr pouches

My school doesnt have those fuckass yondr pouches, but im so sorry for ur loss if you have them.

but if i ever do have to use one, im going to be as petty as possible when doing so. I'm thinking id make an alarm for every single day with the most OBNOXIOUS ringtone possible, and turn it up all the way. so every single day in the middle of class, it will go off and interrupt the class and piss off the teachers.

"ERMM KURIKETTO TURN OFF THAT ALARM!!! ITS DISRUPTING THE CLASS!!!! >:((("

"uhhh i cant turn it off bc of this yondr pouch :3 oh well ig we have to listen to skibidi toilet phonk on full volume for the rest of class :333"

and if they get sick of it every single time theyd have to take me out of class and use the magnet to unlock the pouch and turn off the alarm. EVERY SINGLE DAY HEHEHEH i can just think abt how amazing thatd be. just make everyone pissed. and if they try to make me turn it off i lowk just wont. like they cant make me? and they certainly cant suspend/expel me for something thats only a mild inconvenience. 

if you have a yondr pouch you should totally do this and tell me how it goes in the comments. :D i want to hear about how you torture your teacher's ears. or convince your classmates to do it. but idk this could probably backfire pretty quickly ngl. itd be funny for a while tho.

or maybe a lighter version of this could be to draw profanity all over ur pouch in sharpie so that they have to replace it every single time. just draw dihhs all over ur pouch bruh idfk. this is bs and nobody should have to put up with this.