Favorite junk food/lazy cooking

So what are some of your guys' favorite junk food or just meals that are super easy to make? 

Bread with cheese, cut up and microwaved and THEN toasted with canned spaghetti 

I love eating like instant noodles with French fries, it takes me tops 5 minutes to make it

this is a meat-containing dish so it doesn't really apply if you're vegetarian or vegan, apologies if that's the case. i love to make cabbage/bacon/onion rice bowls.

i cook some rice (minute rice cups are really good and take 60 secs in microwave)

thinly-slice a desired amount of cabbage and onion (no real measurements, i just ball w it)

and cut bacon into 1-inch-ish pieces. then fry the bacon, save the fat, cook the veggies in that fat to desired doneness, mix all the veggies and meat together, and top the rice with that. if you have sriracha, soy sauce, or (my favorite) unagi sauce, those are all really good to top this rice bowl. you can also mix in kimchi if you like it. 

pretty easy to come together, the hardest part is just cutting up the bacon because it's annoying. and in my area at least, the ingredients are decently cheap. it's easy to make a bunch of the veggie/bacon topping in advance, and just warm up minute rice to eat with the leftovers.

strawberry jam on bread

those 2 step oreo cakes 

I love to make pesto pasta piss easy i just cook the pasta and just stir the pesto in like in my pasta bowl i dont do anything fancy and its cheap the pesto is only like 90p in tescos and i can water it down a tiny bit to make it last longer i just dont tell my little brother lol

Sometimes I just microwave a hot dog and a corn tortilla and call it a day. When I used to work at this grocery store near me I did that and that was the only thing I ate and it tasted good but obviously wasn’t that filling.