give me a quote that is completely out of context from something you like

could be a movie, show, book, song, whatever. i saw someone else do this and i thought it would be fun to do here.

also note that i probably won't get where it's from... but i guess that's the fun in it.

"You know, as a writer, if you take away my paper, I would write on my heart. If you took away my ink, I'd write on the wind. It wouldn't be an ideal way to work."

And say out of the Woolworth! 

"It's hard Kanaya, it's hard being a kid and growing up. No one understands."

"If you had genitals, I would so chop them off right now."

"Stop.. Stop touching yourself man"

parody of something I like: "I'm standing in a pool of piss shit and vomit but otherwise great!"

Family Guy: "What kind of monster hits a pregnant toddler?!"

"You really think I needed all the guards at the hexgates? Sorry to say, you've grown a bit predictable."

"Diva, that's science"

"She really kicked her pussy up the wall"

"Easy peasy pumpkin peasy pumpkin pie mf"

"What's your favourite onomatopoeia? MiCroWaVe"

"Maybe I'm a mess, and I ain't gonna change"

Those are just some of my favourites :D

Another one I thought of, "Reality is gay"

"What can I get for twenty quid?"

"Top-lip frenzy"

"*whore bible"

" A SAUSAGE HAS GONE! OMG JEREMY, A SAUSAGE IS MISSING! "

“Fine! If you’re gonna be like that, I’ll just ask Google Maps!”

“We can’t google stuff in 1942, you asshat!”

"what's the film about?" (pause) "...it's a musical journey,"

"i don't think people hated you for the buddhism i think it was the running around in face paint telling people you were god"

@soupbeing 

let's gooo always great to find other peep show fans in the wild >:D

"its very rare to use injections when treating a mental illness"

"i was born with thick skin" 

"I'll have two number 9's, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda."

"Baby I'm a demon in hell it's kind of our thing"