So I've been teasing an invasion of an orc horde on the isolated place where my group is staying.
They've already encountered some rumors and a group of wolf riders, too large for just a scouting party.
Ultimately, the orc warlord and his host will turn up at their gates
Shadraz, the defiler of poets!
His title does NOT mean he molests poets.
It means he IS a poet, but his poems are so bad that they defile taste and artistry to hear them.
So HELP ME OUT!
Who here wants to write a verse or two of:
BAD ORCISH POETRY
He fancies himself good at it, and his poems make attempts at being descriptive. Themes violence or intimidation or attempts to cause fear, but generally only cause nausea
Help an old DM out. I will actually read the best verses to my players when Shadraz and his horde turn up at their gate!