"If rock hit rock, then rock no more" - someone in my history class
"Though my soul may set in darkness, it will rise in perfect light; I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night" - Sarah Williams
βWhy do ice cream shops burn downβ - me
ββ¦like in the African country of Cambodiaβ - kid in my poli sci class trying to defend themselves in a debate.
"The sea is made of rocks" -a classmate
me: "So you're saying a little boy should be beaten because he's a male?"
my shitass brother: "Yes, that's how it is for males"Β
the most toxic masculine bs comes out of his mouth and I cant help but roll my eyes
ashlyn wrote:
had a teacher in 2nd grade tell me that 1 Γ· 2 was actually not 0.5 and it was one halfshe promptly put me in the corner the rest of the school year cause apparently knowing things is misbehaving or somethingΒ
Bruh what kinda teacher is that T~T
Et c'est β¨aukayβ¨
i got in a fight with an old lady with my mute friend and i think she was high or something cus in the middle of our argument, she suddenly pointed at my friend and told her to "SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU BITCH."Β
we'll be together no matter what happens online, whether i die or i get arrested or i break or i get stabbed or i get flamed or i become god or i become crazy
"How could dinosaurs have existed 65 million years ago if the world is only 2007 years old?" β a classmate of mine back when I was a teenager.Β
Maybe MySpace was all the friends we made along the way.
I was once an an Honors English class and someone asked the teacher what dialogue was. That was when I lost all faith in the American education system.Β
Another student said that evolution can't be real because "there are monkeys in zoos."
βMy duty to myself is to amuse myself terrifically.β β Oscar Wilde, Only Dull People Are Brilliant at Breakfast
"back in the olden times when everything was black and white"Β - my lil brother when he was like 9.Β
@βΈΈβΈΈβΈΈπΆππππππ³ππππππβΈΈβΈΈβΈΈ
I should have asked him when he thought the great cosmic coloring occurred.Β
@βΈΈβΈΈβΈΈπΆππππππ³ππππππβΈΈβΈΈβΈΈ the great cosmic coloring LOL
Maybe MySpace was all the friends we made along the way.
@ExMachina
Yess.
my mawmaw told me long ago when moses handed her and her tribe their universe markers.Β
Ohoho. This one is great, though it requires a little backstory. I'll try to keep it condensed, since it's a wild ride.Β
- Old "friend" and his wife have always been weird and Not Good With Each Other.
- Wife brings her sister to live with them
- Suddenly, sister has a fraudulent charge on her credit card for one of those scummy bottom-of-the-barrel AI Girlfriend apps
- Husband uses AI chatbot apps...
- π€π€π€
- Husband insists the app he uses is just a D&D roleplay generator
- Yes, definitely, an app called "Whisper GF" is a D&D roleplay generator, sure
- Everyone is mad, obviously. Wife didn't consent to him using AI GF apps and considers it emotionally cheating, and sister didn't consent to him using her card to pay for it.
- Bro INSISTED that the app wasn't even an AI GF app, doubled down on the D&D thing even when there was all the proof in the world
- His exact words after being accused of emotionally cheating and credit card theft were "I was just trying to be an ambassador to save the elves."
^ This has become absolutely clowned on by myself and my current circle of friends. Completely ridiculous. I'm not friends with any of them anymore, but I seriously hope they get divorced quickly, because what the fffffuck. Who knew that becoming an ambassador for the entire elven populace was achievable for the low, low price of $11.99!
β Smartasses get killed. We always see to that. β β The Legion
"how many ounces are in a cup?"
"8 ounces are in a cup"
"ok so how many cups would make 8 ounces..?"
c'est la vie
Had a real Kath and Kim moment with my mum recently, my mum was explaining something I already knew and I said to her "I know that Mum, I'm not belligerent" loll, I meant to say ignorant π€ quite effluent of me x
i have a few...
"where r u from?" "portugal" "oh sry i dont speak spanish" NEITHER DO I????
"dinosaurs never existed, thats js the government making up lies 2 try & convince u that jesus is real" there is so many things wrong w that statement.Β
"wdym trans guys can get pregnant? when u are trans dont ur periods stop automatically?" i dont even know what 2 say 2 that 1...
XoXo luv
@nthing2C_h3arΒ My mom's husband subscribes to the "dinosaurs are a test of our faith from god" so I NEED to see him and the government guy battle it out
tucker, he/him
"you cant feel it if you pinch your elbow." "oh really? watch this then" (he proceeded to slam his entire elbow into a solid wood wall.)
"My cat doesnt have a penis any more because they castrated him" - Me at the big age of 18 with 3 male neutered cats.Β
"Is that a building?!" -me after driving by a BUILDING
"Is sand a solid?" - sadly, also me. I proceeded to fight the point that sand was a liquid bc it moves
tucker, he/him
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