unicornaemia

-Fighting Idolatry By Succumbing 2 It And Being Awful

-Finding New Ways 2 Cause General Grievances

-Doing My Hair

-Standing In Different Positions At Social Events

-Wishing For Things 2 A Degree That Is Painful And Doing Absolutely Nothing In The Direction Of Actualisation

-Being Disappointed By Every Piece Of Media I Intake And Masochistically Enjoying It

-Unassumingly, And Forgive Me For Assuming Your Assumptions, The Internet Personality Charborg! 

In No Particular Order, And By No Means To Exhaustion:

Alexisonfire, Sunny Day Real Estate (14/08/26), At The Drive In, Nine Inch Nails (04/15/2023), Chiodos, Darling You Should Be Ashamed, Evacuate The Fallen, Courage My Love. Funeral For A Friend (Yes, Even Though They Are From Cardiff), Katie Jane Garside/Ruby Throat, Millionaires, 3OH!3, Ghost Town, Isles And Glaciers, Frank Iero, Sleeping With Sirens, He Said She's Dead, Marianas Trench, My Chemical Romance (30/06/26), Get Scared, Silverstein, Flyleaf, Taking Back Sunday, Ghost Runner On Third, A Skylit Drive, From First To Last, A Bullet For Pretty Boy, Say Anything, Pierce The Veil, Fall Out Boy, Metro Station, Mineral, April's Love Affair, Hawthorne Heights

Dear God!

Wouldn't You Like To Know?

For The Link-wary, My Top 5 Is As Follows:

1. May (2002)

2. Before Sunset

3. Withnail & I

4. Martin (1977)

5. Inglorious Basterds

In Very Much A Particular Order:

The Walking Dead, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, The X-Files, Hannibal, Adventure Time, South Park, The Mighty Boosh, House MD, The Trip, Louis Theroux's Weird Weekend, And Jackass.

Homestuck. Don't Worry, I Spared You The Expense By Preemptively Nailing Myself To The Cross. I'm Also Currently Reading Sburb.Exe, Which Is Fine.

Moving On, I Like The Dictionary And Read It Frequently. I Have Many Medical Textbooks From Which I Egregiously Inefficiently Sap Knowledge. I Am Also Known 2 Enjoy The Hannibal Lecter Trilogy, Ottesha Moshfegh's Works, And Pretty Much Anything Else I Can Find That Smells Old And Dysfunctional. I'd Say Nausea By Jean Paul-Satre Is My Favourite Book.

Oh, Norman. What I Wouldn't Do 2 Run My Fingers Through Your Likely-greasy, Effeminate Hair.

Wouldn't Yooooou Like 2 Know? 

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